Marvin : It's over th Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
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Jules : I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! Jay : Aw fuck, everyone knows that. What do they call a Big Mac?
Jay : We're here to pick up chicks. Jules : But Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs.
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Rufus : You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. But Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing, 'cause he's like, all in love with this John Hughes guy.
Bethany : Excuse me? I want to fuck this bitch red head devil gets fucked like a bitch A thin bitch is thrust into the trunk of a friend with a throat and is given to him in the crotch.
Fuckin' "Weird Science", where this babe wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't, 'cause it's a PG movie. What's the matter?
Brett : I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. Bethany : You're a man of principle. There IS no Shermer in Illinois.
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Jay : See, all these movies take place in this small town called Shermer in Illinois, where all the butch are top-shelf but all the dudes are whiny pussies. And then "Pretty in Pink", which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore 'cause every time he gets to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit.
Big deal!
Rufus : When you do it, you're thinking about guys. Azrael : Ah, come on! Jersey's pretty far from McHenry, may I ask what brought you here?
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Rufus : You know what the dead do with most of their time? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick, "16 Candles".